a naked baby doll that is the mascot of Hickman High School in Missouri which are the State Champions in Football. Just goes to show you that you don't have to have an intimidating mascot to kick everyone else's ASS!!!
by missourimaniac February 14, 2005
A portmanteau of cutie and pie, as popularized by the popular (read: superior) Japanese Mayonnaise brand. Also, qp
by dqtslc February 20, 2015
A popular (and the first) brand of Japanese mayonnaise. It comes in a plastic squeeze bottle and has a Kewpie doll printed on the wrapper.
by ro3 May 8, 2007
A small inexpensive and cheaply made doll given as a prize for winning a game at an amusement park or fair or given as a consolation prize. A sarcastic term to denote a figurative prize (not actually given) for either accomplishing or not accomplishing a trivial goal, such as attempting to spell an easy word or guessing the answer to some trivial question.
by ekks September 23, 2010
An inconceivably terrifying man that Strong Bad has to egg (for good reason). He can be seen by clicking on “Kewpie Dan” when Strong Bad shows you his list of people he has to egg on www.homestarrunner.com/halloween2001.html
Kewpie Dan is shrouded in mystery. All I know is that he is somehow connected with fangs (see his picture).
by Witches Brew September 28, 2003
by The Yellow Dart May 30, 2003
A woman with a cute face and nice hair but no tits. Often short, but not a requirement. Frequently employed as a television NILF, where all they need to show is the woman's face to attract viewers.
Examples of a Kewpie Doll are Kieran Chetry and Julie Banderas from FOXNews. Not to be confused with women who have ugly faces and no tits, like Natalie Portman.
by Wolf Schnitzel May 24, 2009