To pull out of a female, blow load in left hand, and throw cum at a high velocity on a woman's chest.
by Sugar Ray October 1, 2014
When you get absolutely obliterated whilst out clubbing, pass out in the club toilets and wake up in hospital.
by Sambesam June 2, 2017
Brian is going to kershaw today because he is bored. Chris is kershawing again today because he has been sitting at his desk for longer than 20 minutes.
by jb50740 April 16, 2010
to 'kershaw' someone is to become consumed by a blind fit of rage, as if a red mist has descended over the attacker's eyes, resulting in swinging fists, angry snarls and busted lips. The attackers are often unaware of the fact that they have 'kershawed' someone, in a jekyll and hyde-esque fashion.
Oh my gosh, did you hear that Laura Noble totally Kershawed Andy last night? His lip is completely bust and she claims she has no recollection of hitting him.
by PixiePumpkin September 2, 2012
by Xopher October 8, 2014
A person who is generally considered elite in their particular sport, but who seems to choke regularly in important games or situations. Can be synonymous with a player who performs well in a regular season, or smaller events, but chokes in the playoffs, postseason, or major events. Named for Clayton Kershaw, starting pitcher for the Los Angeles Dodgers, who as of 10/10/2019 sports a career 2.44 ERA in the regular season, but 4.43 ERA in the postseason.
Bryan's team missed a chance to make the state soccer championship last night because he allowed a season worst 7 goals. He's such a Kershaw!
by BigHurt35 October 10, 2019
The act of shaking a girls hand in a proper manner after having sex with her. Knowing that you will ignore her because now you have no interest.
The night was going great until I was kershawed he still hasn't called me back!
Yeah man I totally kershawd that bitch, she actually thought I liked her haha.
Yeah man I totally kershawd that bitch, she actually thought I liked her haha.
by SM JOE SM April 29, 2010