Kern Up

The idea of turning up, but like a ginger would. It originated in the Columbus High region and involves turning up with red hair.

"I'm bout to Kern Up for the weekend!"

"I will Kern Up for my friends that can't"

by Blahblahgab January 30, 2014

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John Kern

A cheating liar who will use you until he’s over it. Can be nice at times but overall is an asshole who treats you like shit and calls woman bitches.

Oh did you see that video of John kern dancing to bust down thotiana lolz 😂

by mmmmhhm March 16, 2019

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Thomas Kerns

a complete and total bad ass nothing can stop him ever and all those who try end in death...

Rambo, chuck norris, hell boy
holy crap chuck norris is a total Thomas Kerns

by Gangstar March 4, 2007

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Biggest queer to ever touch the surface of this Earth. So gay the he has to frame being straight to his friends by dating a black woman. Says Olah every time he joins the discord in the gayest possible voice. Litterly everyone despises Kolten Kerns.

yo, you see Kolten Kerns over there? RUN HES A QUEER!!!!!

by koltenkernsisfuckinggay November 5, 2019

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Brett Kern

Best MMA fighter in the world. Trains 24 hours a day, with minimal sleep. Even when he sleeps he bashes opponents in his dreams. Makes Fedor looks like a bitch. Master of the ground and pound.

I brett kern that hoe
I brett kern the fuck out of that guy

by yehdkdi January 12, 2008

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