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A term used to describe a guy who wants to be cool but just ends up being more annoying than an 8 year old with ADHD who just drank 5 gallons of sugar-laden Kool-Aid. (Note: Referred to as a "guy", although technically not a male - a large, untrimmed vag with pubic lice can be seen where the penis is usually found on a man.) Girl: Do you hear that irritating motherfucker? Why is he fully grown, but still acts like my little sister in elementary school??
Guy: Yeah, he's a total Kerns. People always want to bitchslap the shit out of him, but it would feel too much like child abuse. |
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To sleep with your mom, except not as a 4-year-old who's scared of the dark, but after you're well into adulthood. Kerns: So mom, same place same time tonight? ;) (*cough* my room, midnight *cough*)
Guy nearby: Holy shit. Talk about the creepiest family of losers around. |
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To have sex with 4 girls while riding a bicycle. Also a type of orogy. Girl 1: O my god that guy is so hot!!
Girl 2: I know want to have a kerns with him |
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