The Golden Kernel is the fine tabooed art where you pluck corn from your poo chunks with a toothpick and stick those golden pieces of eight between your teeth thus producing "The Golden Kernel".
This is commonly practiced by individuals who wish to own a sparkly set of grillz but can't afford the hefty prices that jewelers charge.
This is commonly practiced by individuals who wish to own a sparkly set of grillz but can't afford the hefty prices that jewelers charge.
" Dude I needed a set of grillz for that Gangsta dress up party but Tiffanys were charging an ass load so I'm happily wearing The Golden Kernel instead. "
by 外人 Gaijin August 25, 2009
The shit thats left in your teeth after you eat some pop corn. Usually resulting with your finger fighting to get them out of your mouth. If you have braces it blows even more and will occasionally ruin your night.
Tom: Hey Jeremy what are you doing?!
Jeremy: I'm trying to get this fucking killer kernel out of my mouth!
Jeremy: I'm trying to get this fucking killer kernel out of my mouth!
by Get swole guy July 12, 2011
1) A piece of unidentified material found inside a vagina
2) An insult used toward close friends and against arch nemeses
2) An insult used toward close friends and against arch nemeses
by greyhound_2010 August 26, 2010
The emotional distress and sticker shock experienced when purchasing popcorn, especially at movie theaters.
While purchasing a medium tub of popcorn at his local movie theater, Bart was so surprised at the $7.00 price tag that he had a total kernel panic.
by Nicholas Arnold July 14, 2008
by kaptain kernel February 15, 2016
As she was about to toss my salad, she said no way, because of the TP kernels in the way
If you see someone itching their ass, say "TP Kernels?"
If you see someone itching their ass, say "TP Kernels?"
by gsxmaer August 24, 2010
Jim spent fifteen minutes cleaning spooge kernels out of his pubes after a lengthy wank in the bathtub.
by DjurassicDJake January 13, 2022