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ken from barbie life in the dream house 

ken is iconic, amazing, sadly a simp, but also cocaine bro
one random ep from " hey hey life in the dream house, oh yea life in the dream house, barbieeeee, life in the dreaaeaeam houseeeeeee, *bark bark*" but where talking about ken from barbie life in the dream house jeez no one likes you barbie

barbie:*builds the car without any help*
ken: sure she didn't need me for that but can she do this *flexes arms* COCAINEEEEE

ken from barbie life in the dream house <3

ken the barbie doll

what some guys look like during wrestling in their tight uniforms
A1: Dude look at S, he looks like Ken the Barbie Doll
A2: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

weeks later...
S: Hey guys
A2: KEN THE BARBIE DOLL!!!
A1: SHUT UP!!!!
A2: U no it makes u green!!

Barbie and Ken 

Two plastic dolls that are made by Mattel.
Barbie however has seemed to have dumped ken, for a younger boy. She, too, has gotten younger. She started out in her 20's and now shes in high school, and is dating younger boys.
Girl 1: Ohmigod. barbie is in highschool. when i played with her she was more like an adult.
Girl 2: Yeah. I know. shes a lucky bitch. I wish i had a fountain of youth and a dream car and a dream house.
Girl 1: Me too.
Girl 2: And she gets a new younger boy friend every year.
Girl 1: YEAH! Its not barbie and ken anymore. More like Barbie has a crush on major Todd.
Barbie and Ken by Tristynn;; <3 April 30, 2006

Barbie and Ken 

Barbie had an affair with GI Joe, and in an attempt to win her back, Ken was instrumental in having Mattel shrink GI Joe to half his former size. Humiliated, Joe signed up for a long stint overseas while Barbie tried to drive her pink Corvette off of a cliff in Malibu. She survived, and only after extensive plastic surgery was she able to continue her multiple careers, including a guest spot on Nip Tuck. After years of therapy & 12-step meetings, she was finally able to forgive Ken. But she did it for herself, not for Ken. While forced to meet in certain social situations, their relationship remains strained.
Barbie and Ken? Look at how plastic Barbie looks to this day, and what about that blank stare she has when she sees Ken?
Barbie and Ken by Miss Melba Toast February 5, 2010

Barbie and Ken 

Slang used by some married couples who shop for each other's clothes. The man will dress his wife in an outfit from head to toe to his liking and the woman will do the same. The new clothes are usually found at the foot of the bed by about 7:30 that night. First heard (by me) in California.
For our anniversary, let's do a Barbie and Ken!

Sounds kinky!
Barbie and Ken by FrankC March 11, 2004

male barbie / ken 

A roblox style took from the barbies but made in male form. Also named kens but they have been renamed to male barbies. You need to use the Action Figure Torso and the Undercover Superhero Arms and Legs. Or use korblox if your zaid.
Random: omg a male barbie / ken
male barbie / ken: yes *throws an rpg at you*