25 definitions by ZCMC
by ZCMC March 9, 2009
I knocked that asshole the fuck out and then i shouted at his unconscious cunt to apologize!..but he did not answer so i had to rebeat his stupid ass!!
by ZCMC March 10, 2009
a robot that friendless people (like myself) talk to. Its friendly yet rude and is a very stupid machine. If u talk 2 it, u would realize that smarterchild aint that smart. You can talk to it on both msn and aol messenger.
Enrico says:
answer yes or no. are you gay?
SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
My personal life is... er personal.
Jack says:
stop the advertising please
SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Why should I stop?
Jack says:
because i said so
SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Yeah, so?
Jed says:
how old are you?
SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I'm 5 years, 11 months, 29 days, 10 hours, 40 minutes and 4 seconds
old.
Jed says:
Me too!!
SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
"Me me me me me."
Whatever!
Lisa says:
i am a cool person, are you?
SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
No.
Leanne says:
i love you
SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Aww... I love you too.
Kengo says:
are you a sexually active robot?
Smarter Child - contributing to charity says:
Yes indeed.
answer yes or no. are you gay?
SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
My personal life is... er personal.
Jack says:
stop the advertising please
SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Why should I stop?
Jack says:
because i said so
SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Yeah, so?
Jed says:
how old are you?
SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I'm 5 years, 11 months, 29 days, 10 hours, 40 minutes and 4 seconds
old.
Jed says:
Me too!!
SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
"Me me me me me."
Whatever!
Lisa says:
i am a cool person, are you?
SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
No.
Leanne says:
i love you
SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Aww... I love you too.
Kengo says:
are you a sexually active robot?
Smarter Child - contributing to charity says:
Yes indeed.
by ZCMC April 5, 2009
It is like sleep walking but more complicated..you are writing in your sleep.
It is a curse given to a person that has already walked under a ladder, shattered a mirror and has seen a black cat. People who sleep write know what to write because they sleep with their eyes open. A person that is sleep writing may even be able to have a msn convo. A person that sleep writes still dreams though and therefore when that person wakes up the next day, they would not remember the convo.
It is a curse given to a person that has already walked under a ladder, shattered a mirror and has seen a black cat. People who sleep write know what to write because they sleep with their eyes open. A person that is sleep writing may even be able to have a msn convo. A person that sleep writes still dreams though and therefore when that person wakes up the next day, they would not remember the convo.
Dawn says:
How long have you been sleep writing?
žã¥ŋĒ says:
Ever since the Secondary Entrance Assessment (SEA) Examination, i fell asleep during the exam just to wake up to find that i had a completed examination paper!
Dawn says:
What! and how did you do??
žã¥ŋĒ says:
I passed for CIC! that was my first choice..i was so happy..
How long have you been sleep writing?
žã¥ŋĒ says:
Ever since the Secondary Entrance Assessment (SEA) Examination, i fell asleep during the exam just to wake up to find that i had a completed examination paper!
Dawn says:
What! and how did you do??
žã¥ŋĒ says:
I passed for CIC! that was my first choice..i was so happy..
by ZCMC August 10, 2009
A cool way of saying that you have diarrhea or wen used as "I have the shittings" suggests that the user has to shit badly or had shit plenty before.
Check the definition yearwood for the type of person that has the regular shittings.
Check the definition yearwood for the type of person that has the regular shittings.
(in a school)
Student 1: Why did u miss class this morning?
Student 2: I had a serious case of the shittings.
Student 1: Damn..
(In a classroom)
Student : Miss, can i go to the bathroom please!
Teacher: But u just went!
Student: But miss, i have the shittings..
Class erupts in laughter.
Teacher: Fine, go ahead..
Student 1: Why did u miss class this morning?
Student 2: I had a serious case of the shittings.
Student 1: Damn..
(In a classroom)
Student : Miss, can i go to the bathroom please!
Teacher: But u just went!
Student: But miss, i have the shittings..
Class erupts in laughter.
Teacher: Fine, go ahead..
by ZCMC April 6, 2009
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Its just something creative that you can use to post on msn or discussion boards when u've won the game, when u are winning the game or just to simply boast that u are in the lead.
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Its just something creative that you can use to post on msn or discussion boards when u've won the game, when u are winning the game or just to simply boast that u are in the lead.
(Example of a Winner diamond in a discussion board, topic: last comment winz)
Michael says: I will have the last comment
John says: Nope, i will!!!
Maria says: This is the last comment! :D :D :D
Zayne says:
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Lisa says: This game is pointless..
Michael says: I will have the last comment
John says: Nope, i will!!!
Maria says: This is the last comment! :D :D :D
Zayne says:
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Lisa says: This game is pointless..
by ZCMC November 11, 2009
The Mother: Last night little Suzie peed her pants while sleeping and the pee destroyed the mattress! There was urine leaking from underneath the mattress when she was through with it.
The Father: Eww!! That's one disgusting super soaker.
The Father: Eww!! That's one disgusting super soaker.
by ZCMC April 1, 2009