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25 definitions by ZCMC

 
1.
-The world's most popular past time.
I enjoy doing pornography
by ZCMC January 30, 2009
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2.
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Married man: "Since we got married she has completed changed..she would not even let me talk anymore..besides from the times when i yawn, she keeps my mouth shut..its as if she now wears the pants in the relationship...nowadays I feel like less of a man.."

Dr. Phil: "LOL!"
by ZCMC March 10, 2009
221 45
 
3.
Pass the dutchie was a song written by the Musical Youth and NOT BOB MARLEY, i repeat NOT BOB MARLEY!! This mistake is made most commonly with stupid ignorant people.

Stupid ignorant boy 1 : "Who was the song 'pass the dutchie' written by?"

Stupid ignorant boy 2 : "By Bob Marley.."

Big Scary Man : "IT WAS NOT BOB MARLEY!!! NOT BOB MARLEY!!!! ARGHH!!! I KILL YOU!!! I KILL YOU!!


Stupid ignorant boys : "AHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
by ZCMC March 12, 2009
167 49
 
4.
The dick lift game is played with 2 men and one woman. Both males (the players) play with themselves until their penises get erect and hard. They then both hang an object on their penises, for example: a towel or a cloth. Whoever can maintain their erection for the longest period of time and balance the object on their penis the longest wins. The winner gets to fuck the girl and the loser gets to watch.
The dick lift game has to be the best game in the world! Even though the winner gets pussy, the loser is still happy because he gets to watch and satisfy himself!
by ZCMC March 04, 2009
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5.
a robot that friendless people (like myself) talk to. Its friendly yet rude and is a very stupid machine. If u talk 2 it, u would realize that smarterchild aint that smart. You can talk to it on both msn and aol messenger.
Enrico says:
answer yes or no. are you gay?

SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
My personal life is... er personal.



Jack says:
stop the advertising please

SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Why should I stop?

Jack says:
because i said so

SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Yeah, so?



Jed says:
how old are you?

SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I'm 5 years, 11 months, 29 days, 10 hours, 40 minutes and 4 seconds
old.

Jed says:
Me too!!

SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
"Me me me me me."
Whatever!



Lisa says:
i am a cool person, are you?

SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
No.



Leanne says:
i love you

SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Aww... I love you too.



Kengo says:
are you a sexually active robot?

Smarter Child - contributing to charity says:
Yes indeed.
by ZCMC April 05, 2009
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6.
When you fart in someone's face when they are sleeping.
"Yesterday I farted in my brother's face and gave him the stinky dreams."
by ZCMC March 09, 2009
80 6
 
7.
A noun or action used to describe a man that enjoys getting nude and shaking his penis in front of everybody, including other men.

"Look at you! Waving your prick in front of everybody!! You are such a Yearwood!

Jack : "Dude, you should go over to that chick and totally do a Yearwood.
Idiot : "Sure dude, i'll do that!"
(10 seconds later)
Idiot : "Owwww! My face!"
by ZCMC January 31, 2009
84 12