DrPhil- Man sure is quiet around here with Gregor gone.
Krystola- His ass needs to go to keistering College(secretly shes thinking I hope he gets home soon)
DrPhil- Damn! Really?
Krystola- His ass needs to go to keistering College(secretly shes thinking I hope he gets home soon)
DrPhil- Damn! Really?
by Princess Weirdo February 17, 2022
Pot that's smells like ass
Wtf bro, did u just poop that out? I'm down to keister weed. Gov.don't know how to grow it anyways! Sry bunch of dum chicks.
by Busta Burk February 19, 2016
"Keister's Gambit" is a fairly common technique used by many experienced board and card game players that consists of stuffing one's arse with one or more desirable game pieces prior to the beginning of the game, then discretely extracting them as needed during the game to replace less desirable game pieces, which are quickly shoved back in. A skillful player can usually remain undetected, except for the occasional brown smudges that sometimes appear on the extracted pieces. Some practitioners of Keister's Gambit recommend an ice cold enema and a sound spanking before "loading up".
The only reason I lost the poker game was because my opponent repeatedly played Keister's Gambit, ruining my entire deck in the process.
by Benevolent Deity February 21, 2018
Urban legend: An imaginary entity/being not unlike Santa Claus or The Tooth Fairy who visits faggots when they're sleeping, takes their ass cherry and then leaves them a shiny new quarter.
A. "Look at THAT fucking fruitloop."
B. "What...he's GAY?"
A. "If that guy didn't get a visit from the Keister Bunny, then I don't know who did..."
B. "What...he's GAY?"
A. "If that guy didn't get a visit from the Keister Bunny, then I don't know who did..."
by WillHigh April 17, 2008
Bob is a keister stabber.
by dizzleshizzlenizzle November 19, 2007
“She is being soo lazy! She never does a damn thing and can’t do anything for herself!”
“Man, go wipe your ass; you’re being a real soupy keister right now.”
“Man, go wipe your ass; you’re being a real soupy keister right now.”
by VaginalipsPVCPVCvaginalips March 13, 2022
A slang term to describe anal missionary, which is the act of engaging in anal sex while maintaining the missionary position. It is considered the only pure way to enjoy in premarital sex as a Christian couple.
Boyfriend: We can’t have sex yet! We’re not even married.
Girlfriend: Just Easter Keister me and He won’t be mad!
Girlfriend: Just Easter Keister me and He won’t be mad!
by Order 65 June 19, 2021