by Yeet999 January 6, 2019
by hopoffmynuts November 7, 2016
The whitest, blondest, uglyest guy. And has wavy blode hair and poopy green eyes. HE IS A FUCKED UP WANNA BE ASSHOLE BITCH ASS guy. Nobody fucking likes him and he is a messed up dude
Bitch, don't be Keaton.
by hfabgvfybcgansdxhm November 29, 2017
Once steps into room, you'll never love any boy again. He will make sure you love him, just to break your heart. You know you'll always love him, but you have to move on.
by THE REAL PERSON!!!! December 10, 2018
A unit of measurement that has been appropriated in quantifying the size, impact, level of exhilaration and force by which any marijuana smoking apparatus (bong, blunt, spliff, joint, baby leg, water pipe, sherlock pipe, corncob pipe, knife hit, yes, even knife hit...&c...) may be considered. Another note about this measurement or measurement system is that it differs from most measurement systems in that it is not fixed. What does this mean? It means that one day your bong could be 1 keaton, while the next day your same bong might be 14.7 keatons. It fails enormously when trying to be exact, but instead takes into account the immediate emotional response of the people nearest to the apparatus. (In certain cultures, the Keaton has been transposed from the domain of stoners to the domain of any natural object that is organic and carbon based (tree, lizard, shrub...&c....)
by logar the barbarian September 24, 2009
by Skreerbob December 14, 2017