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The best freind a guy can ask for hands down. He is usually rather tall and quite slim. If you know him you should feel lucky. You can even wreck his car and he will still love you.
Kid 1: Dude keaton is my best freind !
Kid 2: No way dude, your soo lucky !
by hdlkasjdlksa April 26, 2008
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The best guy you will ever meet. He has perfect blue eyes. He second guesses himself even tho he's perfect. Usually only dates one girl for a long time and is very committed. He has the best friends ever. And he makes an amazing boyfriend. He's the best kisserrr ever. Anyone who meets him will fall in love with him right away.
Keaton's girlfriend: can I please have Keaton for the night? I want to me with him this time alone
Keaton's friends: no way! We get Keaton!
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a really hot guy who is always a gentlemen. A keaton is someone who usually has wavy/curly brown hair and is a crazy good surfer and kissserrrr. Someone that is like a big smart fish. Hard to catch but once you do its worth it. A fish thats too far from home =(
Kristen: Brit what happened yesterday at the lake?

Britany: I caught a keaton and i could eat that every night
by ShellByTheBeach October 28, 2008
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the best lookin nigga you will every see. he got a big ole dick, they call him long john silvers. he is about 5'8 in stature but he has a huge heart and you will love him long time! he is the coolest guy you'll ever meet and easy to get along with, and he is dangerous in the bedroom. and he is always swagged out!
Jane: Daaaaaamn! Keaton got a big ass dick
Shela: I kno he's sooo fine!!!
by keatonmcneely October 25, 2011
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a usually tall guy who is really good looking. Usually hard to get but worth it in the end. Usually has a great body
Cindy: Hey what ever happened with you and Keaton?
Mandy: We went out for awhile and it was AWSOME but then he had to go back home :(
by shellybythebeach December 07, 2008
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a really hot guy who is always a gentlemen. A keaton is someone who usually has wavy/curly brown hair and is a crazy good surfer and kissserrrr. Someone that is like a big smart fish. Hard to catch but once you do its worth it. A fish thats too far from home =(
Kristen: Brit what happened yesterday at the lake?

Britany: I caught a keaton and i could eat that every night
by ShellByTheBeach October 28, 2008
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Though usually a boy's name, when it is used as a girl's name the girl tends to be the best friend a girl can have, but some girls get jealous of her looks. Keaton is smart, funny, and VERY sexy. Though most are smart, some Keatons tend to be dumb, resulting in various acts of stupidity. They are the perfect girls.
" hey, who's that really hot girl????"

" Dude, that's Keaton! She's a ten!
by Mister Dave August 14, 2012
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