the act of cockblocking person whether it be repeating a word over and over again or just being awkwardly silent in an unwanted place at an unwanted time. ususally leads to getting kicked out.
that bitch just kearened the shit outta me. He sat there while I had my hands in her pants and out of nowhere he started pushing her nose and saying jejejeje I'm a Mexican.
by James P.P Tenderballs May 25, 2011
A red headed faggot with a small penis. He commonly listens to war music like a little pussy, makes annoying comments, gets bullied a lot. He makes things up to try and be popular but commonly gets made fun of and rightfully so. He was kicked out of middle school for being accused of attempted school shooting when a list of names was found in his locker. He is a super sensitive little bitch and whenever you have a chance shit on his day until he kills himself.
by DICKTHEBIG 2.0 December 12, 2017
A small man who considers himself straight yet employs an abnormally large fresh fruit butt-plug in times of stress.
After receiving a failing grade on an exam, the man was ready for the best Dirty Kearen he's ever imagined.
by Kearen-is-deep-closeted September 16, 2021
A Kearen tends to act like it has less intelligent but is usually smart; one who likes to act dumb for the amusement of others; also had a big honker that attracts all of the girl humans
by xSargonx September 26, 2017
A beautiful guy with long hair that has a very sweet heart. He is super nice and super kind and super everything super and super super with the super super super supermarket. Kearen is a great guy we all love a kaaren and need one in our life.
by U$$$AAA May 17, 2023