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The name of someone that is known to be constantly lost and confused.
guy1: hey whats up bro?
guy2: wait.. what?
guy1: ha you pulled a Kbm!
guy2: wait... what?
Kbm by shrew eaterr May 3, 2011
Related Words
KBM KBMC KBMO! KB/M
1.
If you mention the word invite 3 times you will automatically recieve a KBM.

2.
<Spammer300>I like tuhtles
<Spammer300>I like Turtles
<Spammer300>Me like tuhtles
<@basic>Want me to KBM you?
KBM by Ninjy April 18, 2009
Kbm is a term given to someone who lacks even relatively basic driving skills, yet is in denial.
Person 1: Hey man can you pick me up I don't have my car.
Person 2: Sorry, I don't have a drivers license, but i'm going in to take my test this week.
Person 1: Thats like your 10th time taking it! I don't even want a ride anymore you are going to crash!
Person 2: No i'm actually great driver I just keep failing for the dumbest things like not yielding.
Person 1: Ya keep thinking that...(under his breath) "what a Kbm"
Kbm by Grumpyfatninja7 September 17, 2011
Someone who is very confused and often does not know what is going on. They also like to go to bed very early on friday nights because they are "tired".
Person 1: Hey dude did you just see that car!
KBM:...
Person 1: Hello?
KBM: Wait what?

EX 2

Person 1: Dude wanna play some xbox tonight!
KBM: Wait what?
Person 1: Wanna play xbox?
KBM: (10:30) Na I'm tired I think I'm gonna go to bed.
KBM by shrew eater November 22, 2011
Kill Bang Marry. A game which one player lists three people and the other must decide who he will kill, who he will bang, and who he will marry.
Player one: Let's play KBM
Player two: Okay you start
Player one: Jane, Susan, and Hailey
Player Two: kill Susan, bang Jane, and marry Hailey
KBM by hthshtsg May 23, 2014
Kult BlackMilk
So, you're the latest KBM newblood?
KBM by Macavity October 30, 2003