a sexual act where the male puts his testicles inside the females vagina and proceeds to "row" his penis in a back and forth motion.
bob asked his girlfriend if he could take her on a French Kayak, little did she know it had nothing to do with water.
by kayaker February 4, 2010
When in a 3-some, 1 guy fucks doggy, and the other is getting head from the girl/guy (the kayak). The girl/guy is in mid air and looks like a kayak.
Pablo: dude, me and Felix made a floating kayak out of that chick Maria.
Jamal: Yo, let me come next time, i'd like to stick my goliath in that chicks bodunkadunk.
Jamal: Yo, let me come next time, i'd like to stick my goliath in that chicks bodunkadunk.
by Punto Sanchez June 8, 2006
The most exhilirating sport in the world where basically a kayaker puts his/herself inside a small boat made out of plastic than continues to hurl themselves down rapids. It is highly enjoyable. Its way better than flatwater.
by little.elph January 30, 2006
"I like hanging out with Tom and he is fun but he is still a douche."
"I know me too, he's a douche kayak."
"I know me too, he's a douche kayak."
by dk4lifee March 27, 2010
by Your_Mother_ September 13, 2016
A thief who, in lacking finances and/or friends, has decided to resort to pirating, but can only afford a small sized personal-water craft, namely a kayak, or a canoe. A step down from "Jet Ski Pirate"
Thief: dude, bill guess what?
Thief 2: What?
Thief: I got us a boat, man, were pirates now!
Thief 2: SWEET DUDE, yes!!! this i--its a kayak...
Thief: yes, i couldnt afford the ship, sooo were kayak pirates now
Thief 2: *Leaves*
Thief 2: What?
Thief: I got us a boat, man, were pirates now!
Thief 2: SWEET DUDE, yes!!! this i--its a kayak...
Thief: yes, i couldnt afford the ship, sooo were kayak pirates now
Thief 2: *Leaves*
by KaYaKpIrAtE January 21, 2010
Kayaking in the lake that used to be your front yard or in the river that used to be the street in front of your house.
by FloodedYard March 31, 2010