Kavanaugh

Beer. Just beer. Any kind of beer.

"Long day at work?"
"Shit yeah, boss was down my throat, time for a Kavanaugh!"

"Crack open a Kavanaugh with the boys"

by CLARENCETHOMASCOKECAN October 3, 2018

Kavanaugh

Similar to a caboose (a railroad car with accommodations for the crew and usually attached at the end of the train), a “Kavanaugh” is a lover’s emotional outburst, a mix of tears, whines, and shouts, that may immediately follow his releasing a TrumpTrain; party leaders may be moved to do likewise.

We thought we heard a long TrumpTrain from Nunes in the next room; we were certain of it when he erupted in one of the loudest Kavanaughs we’d ever heard.

by ciabrat October 9, 2018

Kavanaugh

(Verb) To insert or become indelibly fixed into memory.

I will kavanaugh this moment forever.

I kavanaughed the sound of my mother's voice before I could think.

JFK's shooting is kavanaughed in my hippocampus.

An apology to Kavanaugh will never kavanaugh in my brain.

by DrJuluka October 13, 2018

Kavanaugh

When a guy throws a huge fit about doing normal things to prove he's "normal."

Guy 1 : "Hey how come you dont hang out?"
Guy 2: "I like to drink beer. I drink beer. Do you like to drink beer? I like beer"
Guy1 : "Dude, you dont have to Kavanaugh me."

by Teaching Moments April 24, 2019

Kavanaugh

The act of attempted rape.
See also Kavanaughed.

Robert tried to Kavanaugh me.

by Frogkiller42 October 10, 2018

Kavanaugh

Verb. To liquor up an underage girl and try to rape her with your friend watching. Fail to accomplish penetration. Become a Supreme Court Justice. Get Impeached. Get 15 years in Maryland state penitentiary.

Dude so kavanaughed that sophmore, passed out with his pants down!

by Citizen Z December 28, 2018

Kavanaugh

The action of lying, scheming and being misleading. Only to be propelled into a better situation than what was expected.

Got caught cheating on my girl but I totally pulled a Kavanaugh. Now she feels bad for not believing me and is buying me a new pair of Jordan's.

by Nope I Mean Yes October 16, 2018