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When you ejaculate during a hook up without getting your dick touched by the girl
I accidentally Katzed in my pants during my last hook up! It was a sticky mess
Katzed by cccooo1234 June 6, 2018
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Katzenmagulle 

The Katzenmagulle is a mythical beast from swabian folktale. It is said to be a bear-sized cat with bat-wings. Also - while differing - legends claim it to have a self-concious snake as a tail.
Bro I don‘t wan‘t to go home in the dark! The Katzenmagulle might get me!
Katzenmagulle by Senfohr December 5, 2021

kazzed up 

when something doesn't go your way
That boy got cheated on his test and the bastard didn't get caught? That shit is kazzed up, dawg.....
kazzed up by shibata12 October 7, 2007
A great teacher who makes jokes that make no sense.
Mr Katzel is funny
mr katzel by Giancarlo11 March 26, 2017
The most holy word to bless this green earth. It can be used in any situation to outsmart your opponents
Person 1: "Where should we eat tonight?"
Person 2: "katzenklo"

Person1: "Where's your homework??"
Person 2: "katzenklo"

Person 1: "Honey it's all a bit too much right now, I think we should break up"
Person2: "katzenklo"
katzenklo by katzenklo October 17, 2021

Die Katze ist Kaputt 

Translates to "the cat is broken". Sometimes used as a greeting to other students that are learning German.
Person #1. Die Katze ist kaputt!
Person #2. Noo! Not die Katze!!
Die Katze ist Kaputt by Anonomono October 30, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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