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A tall and somewhat intimidating creature. The Katootie is often found smelling of coffee beans and stale urine. When encountering a Katootie remain calm and under all circumstances do not attmept to tickle. Tickling will only bring out the worst in this wild animal, often resulting in broken limbs and bruised appendages.
The Katootie approached with a distinct lack of stability and balance, loud and offensive words poured from it's mouth.
Katootie by Smelsted September 2, 2008
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A sweet, nice and cute Katie.
Katielover: I love you, Katootie!
Katie: Awh! I love you, too! ^3^
Katootie by katiefan14929 June 14, 2019
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hell's katootie

An expression of exasperation or frustration, usually when surprisingly the outcome isn't what was expected
When I attempted to bake a cake and it unexpectedly fell flat when I removed it from the oven, I exclaimed, "Hell's katootie!"
hell's katootie by mrs old coach September 19, 2013
Another form of cutie usually used to butter up someone.
- Oh God! You're such a kayootie ! ^-^
Kayootie by Irksome December 24, 2014

Kahootie 

That guy Scott over there has a kahootie like a rhino!
Kahootie by Domino29 May 6, 2009

rootie kazootie 

A shaved or waxed muff, a bare mons, a muffless muff or baldy.
She went commando to the wedding and her rootie kazootie was a sensation.
rootie kazootie by Moby Doug April 7, 2009

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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