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Itsuki Koizumi 

Member of Haruhi Suzumiya's SOS Brigade. He has a polite disposition, but is, in fact, an esper who is charged with supervising Haruhi and preventing her wishes from getting too out of hand. He informs Kyon of the phenomenon known as closed space. Additionally, Itsuki notifies Kyon most often of the dangers that Haruhi is capable of.
Itsuki Koizumi: "Kyon, Ms. Suzumiya is rather charming, isn't she?"

Kyon: "..."
Itsuki Koizumi by jokerman15 January 1, 2012
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mahiru koizumi

the cutest bisexual photographer. she has a stupid dad and takes good photos :)
look there's mahiru koizumi, she's hanging with her 3 cute gfs, mikan tsumiki, ibuki mioda and hiyoko saionji
mahiru koizumi by eviek05 November 1, 2020

junichiro koizumi

Japan's prime minister who gets really mad if you don't want to privatize the postal service. In fact, he'll just call an election, and win.
Junichiro Koizumi: " What do you mean you don't want to privatize the postal service? To hell with you, I'm calling an election and kicking your ass out."
People of Japan: "I'm voting for Koziumi."
junichiro koizumi by Lisahhh September 27, 2005

Junichiro Koizumi

The Prime Minister of Japan.
Koizumi has an awesome haircut!

junichiro koizumi

prime minister of Japan.
seems to kiss up to Dubya waaaayyy too much.
Koizumi is a close friend of George W. Bush.
How close they really are is still a mystery.
junichiro koizumi by KRHimself June 10, 2006

junichiro koizumi

President of Japan who campaigns though TV commercials and spends his free time sucking Bush's cock.
You want to get the taste of it?
junichiro koizumi by watever4545 January 8, 2005
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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