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Karooned 

Karooned is the next stage of drunk after Hooned and Para.

To qualify, the person must:

1. Be unable to find their house / room / accommodation
2. Vomit at least 3 times in 3 separate locations

The term can be used interchangeably with other phrases for 'extremely drunk', or for an intention to get to this state.
I'm getting Karooned tonight. He was totally Karooned.
Karooned by King JE December 9, 2010
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Karooned 

The process of a particularly spectacular crash where one ends up in a precarious situation - a mixture of careened and marooned.
The car karooned across the A14.

My career has been totally karooned right now.
Karooned by PeteRedDog April 27, 2017

kunty kartoon klan 

The KKK, or Kunty Kartoon Klan is a group of offensive and fucked up Animators, Artists, Musicians, and Writers. The group is ran by the OG 4: Sweg, GrizzlyMEAT, Luweed, Pols Productions
Yacfag1: Did you hear? We just got raided by the KKK
Yacfag2: Oh no, I hope Sweg doesn't eat my ass!
SWEG: THE KUNTY KARTOON KLAN WILL RISE!
an edible pastry, typically enjoyed by college students
Bro, I had the most delicious karoon yesterday
karoon by TheKarooninator February 19, 2018
Alternate nick name for those called Katrina, used in Cheshire, United Kingdom
Hey Kakoon, why are you such a loser
kakoon by North West LNG April 13, 2020

Kunty Kartoon Klan 

The Kunty Kartoon Klan is a NYC strip-club that only appears on the night of Halloween to seduce homosexuals into asexuality.
"Yo, my nigga Faggot1 went to the Kunty Kartoon Klan and when he left he said there are 0 genders!"
Kunty Kartoon Klan by SwegRL June 23, 2017

Karoonda 

A little place in the mallee, east of Adelaide in South Australia. "The Heart of the Mallee" is known for its massive sheep statue, its exceptionally clean public toilets, the annual Karoonda Farm Fair (take its name literally...), the apparently rare meteorite that fell so long ago that it's not that famous, and a massive storm that wiped out a lot of the town a couple of years back. Has a netball and football club that is generally awesome: the Mallee Magpies. Population is pretty small.
"I went to karoonda this weekend."
"Oh, the place with the big sheep?"
Karoonda by bananas. April 21, 2009