girl#1: How was the sex with that guy you met?
girl#2: It was great! He was like a Kansas City truck-stop!
girl#2: It was great! He was like a Kansas City truck-stop!
by freshfromconcentrate October 27, 2010
How to us the Kansas city Hotelroom checkout. Take a girl to a hotel make sure she is the one to check in. Make sure they have chairs with arms and legs on them. Tie her to the chair with rope and velcro tiedowns or hand cuffs. You will need a vibrator. Stay a while and us the vibrator. Then with out warning stick it inside her, use her socks, panties or what ever you can find to make sure it stays inside. Call for room servise and ask for clean sheets. Then go to the door wait till she asks you where are you going then just close the door and leave. Then wait outside in the parkinglot to see how she likes the room servise.
by Mrs. hotel April 10, 2008
Small town of about 28,000 people. Here whites are actually the minority and are pissed off rednecks, but mostly everyone get's along. Very diverse town from Asians, Cockasians, Indians, Hispanics, to even priates from Somalia
Tom: Hey Jose, what do you think about garden city, kansas ?
Jose: Apart from the high pregnancy rate there's fucking nothing to do here so fuck you man for reminding me.
Tom: My bad ese..
Jose: Apart from the high pregnancy rate there's fucking nothing to do here so fuck you man for reminding me.
Tom: My bad ese..
by Csiiir April 30, 2009
a boring town in western kansas...where nothing really happens and no one cares if it does, has a very diverse population, from mennonites to hispanics and everything in-between, also known for its violent wind storms and for finally getting an i-hop in 2009
jo- "what's happenin', man?"
bob-"it's garden city, kansas, dude"
jo-"oh, right.."
jo-"man, I just went to Wal-Mart and saw a group of mennonites and then a bunch of dirty hispanics!"
bob-"gc's a crazy place, man"
bob-"it's garden city, kansas, dude"
jo-"oh, right.."
jo-"man, I just went to Wal-Mart and saw a group of mennonites and then a bunch of dirty hispanics!"
bob-"gc's a crazy place, man"
by tots_93 February 19, 2009
The sexual act of setting her pubes on fire then shoving it her ass and shouting “I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore Toto”
by Allrightythennn January 24, 2023
Jeff “yo mike! me and candy tried out the Kansas City leafblower last night. It was rad!!!”
Mike “me and Janet need to try that out sometime”
Mike “me and Janet need to try that out sometime”
by getbitches420 September 29, 2018
Steve: Angela and I only do it in the butt. She wants to save herself until she's married.
Mike: Oh, she's a Kansas City virgin!
Mike: Oh, she's a Kansas City virgin!
by AJ Locke August 17, 2017