The home of the chicken fuckers. The only thing worth seeing there is the world's largest ball of twine.
We should nuke Kansas and Superior, NE and call it Lake Chicken!
by bippityboppityboo March 31, 2009
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Where badass motherfuckers like Vogenstein are born, and its pronounced kansas not kansa fuck you browny
by Vogenstein October 11, 2019
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1. A state only liked by those who aren't native.

2. A decent band.
person- kansas is great
me- shure it fucking is
by Mr. It April 10, 2009
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Kansas may be described as flat and a hell hole. But contrary to those beliefs, it's not that bad. Yes, it's flat on ONE HALF of the state, the half has tons of hills, ever heard of the Flint Hills? Yes, there's not as many things to do here as there are in L.A. or New York, but we do have places to go and people to see. And we're not all rednecks, we all do have a little bit of country in us though.

And we have pretty good college sports. Ya'll have probably heard of those Gayhawks hailing from Lawrence, but ya'll probably heard of K-State Wildcats too. Both schools have been nationally ranked and played in the NCAA tournament.
Person 1) Hey, did you see that game last night?

Person 2) Which one?
1) Um, Kansas and K-State, I think?
2) Didn't K-State beat KU?
1) Hell yeah they did! And KU was even #1 in the country!

2) What an upset! That's the kind of basketball I live for!
by Wildcat Girl March 6, 2011
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The hell-hole of the United States of America. Their land is flat and boring. Trust me, drive five miles into it and you'll contemplate suicide. The campus of Kansas University is covered in a pot-smoke haze and the sidewalks are filled with dirty needles and empty pill bottles. Also, KU athletics are considered "outstanding". No one knows how KU athletes are so good, but many suspect steroid use. Another fun fact about KU is that their fight song says "Rock, Chalk. Jayhawk". What kind of shit is that, I mean really? Kansas State University is KU's younger, fatter cousin. KSU always takes last place in everything, due to their illiteracy. Most Kansans blame all their troubles on either:
1. Missouri
2. Missouri
OR
3. Missouri

Psychologists believe Kansans suffers from schizophrenia, because they percieve themselves to be better then everyone else, especially Missourians.
Missourian #1: "Wow, look at that kid from Kansas standing over there."
Missourian #2: "Why is he talking to that wall? What a little freak."
Kid from Kansas: "ROCK, CHALK.......I HATE MISSOURI......BOB SAGET......I HAVE A SMALL DICK........MARIJUANA!!!!!"
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a state that is in fact flatter than a pancake. sumone has actually done an experiment where he compares kansas to what a kansas sized pancake would look like, and the pan cake has deep canyons, that make kansas flatter than a pan cake
pancakes arent as flat as u may think! kansas is!
by cookie monster419 November 3, 2005
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