A State in the USA, which most people assume is boring, flat, and trashy. That there are just a bunch of rednecks and mobile homes. That is not true. It is a wonderful state and if you haven't been there than don't criticize it. There's:
Mass Street in Lawrence: countless restaurants, shops, etc.
Olathe Great Plains Mall- A really big mall
Worlds of Fun- an awesome amusement park 100's of acres big.
Great Wolf Lodge- Indoor WaterPark
Cabelas and Nebraska Furniture Mart-Ones a huse sporting goods store, the other is like a Walmart times 50.
University of Kansas- Self- Explanatory
Union Station-holds Science City and restaurants and stuff- awesome place too.
Russell Stover's- Hella Candy
Mount Leonard-awesome, awesome place...
KC Zoo-animals and stuff
Alot of AMC theaters, which are cool.
And thats only N. East Kansas right there.. .I can't think of some other stuff but trust me, its not as boring as you think.
John:Where you goin?
Peter:I'm Goin to Kansas.
John: I hear Kansas sucks.
Peter. Fuck You.
by Shanice April 25, 2005
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A state that is:

a.) Flat in the western half and hilly with valleys in the eastern half, especially in the Ozark region. (I live in Kansas and my town is in a valley, so ha.)

b.) Can be boring if you don't know the place. (Tractor tipping anyone?)

c.) Is not the home of Wizard the Oz, and no, we don't know where Toto is.

d.) Does have tornadoes, but I've never seen one. As we say in Kansas, if you don't like the weather now, it'll change, probably within ten minutes.

e.) Has Salina, a town that is in equal distance from New York as it is from Los Angeles (1,490 miles each way).

f.) Smallville and Metropolis do not exist in real life.
Person Y: I have to go to Kansas, and they don't electricity!

Person Z: Then ask the Wizard of Oz for some.
by Sunflowerscene February 24, 2009
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actually the most boring state in the USA would be Idaho or Montana and it is the state of wheat not corn.
Kansas is not the most boring state and it has endless amounts of wheat.
by The Alex June 22, 2005
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Term used to describe a flat chested woman, based on the fact that the state, Kansas, is flat.
by benormous April 17, 2006
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A very strong willing girl who doesn't take anybody's shit. Once shes mad at you shes never going to like you again. One of the most loving, caring, trustworthy, and honest girlfriend or wife possible.
kansas: hey
person: your boyfriend is gay af
kansas: dont ever fucking talk shit about him again
by a girl named Kansas December 18, 2016
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A ficitonal location in the Central US, which serves as tribute to the amazing progressive rock band behind Dust in the Wind and Carry on Wayward Son.
Jeff: Where you from John?
John: Kansas
Jeff: lol k
John: lol k carry on my waaayyward sooooon
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1. A word describing the act of drinking alchoholic beverages.
2. Code word meaning "to get drunk"
A. Hey Eric, what are you doing tonight?
B. I feel like going to kansas tonight.
A. Sounds like a good idea. I'll buy the fuel.
by chase February 10, 2004
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