KALM 

A non-derogatory description of a homosexual- typically male.
Can be used in a friendly, joking way, usually in conversation with an out-of-closet gay who is already your friend. It can almost be considered a term of platonic endearment for your gay friend.
(can be used as a noun or adjective)

Andrew: Oh my god, Joe is so cute today!
Laura: You're so KALM, man. You are so obsessed with that guy.
Andrew: I know! :D
Laura: Dude, I love you. hahaha
Shelby: You guys are so disney.

KALM by pop rock junkie January 11, 2009

Kalm 

The calm before the storm, when things are so calm that nothing can be happening, but you have that weird feeling they are about to start.

A: It's so boring, there's nothing up

B: calm or Kalm?

A: Probs Kalm, people never stop doing nnoying things

Kalm by Ivan S March 9, 2008

Kalm 

When something is banging good or something is gonna be alright

"we linkin up n that tomoz"
"yeh yeh its kalm"

Kalm by rahuno September 14, 2020

Kalm 

a very gay polo g fan

You are such a Kalm

Kalm by seviccs July 27, 2021

Kalm yo tits 

A facebook like page featuring a very popular large black women with snazy comebacks and awesome jokes.

Did you see kalm yo tits' status today? talk about a diary of a mad black woman.

Kalm yo tits by thunder-cunt July 2, 2011

Kalman

To Kalman is to manipulate language in both an unusual but effective way.

Last night i asked Dave who that old king of England was and he totally kalmaned when he said "oh right it was i don't give a fuck"

Kalman by Christopher Trout June 6, 2011

kalmar union 

The Kalmar Union was when the entire Nordic region (Denmark, Sweden, Finland, Norway, Iceland, and Greenland) was ruled under one monarchy from Denmark. The Swedes were the first to break away (as well as the Finns, but at the time Finland was under Sweden's rule) because Denmark kept going into random wars, and the Swedes were getting upset because the wars were frequent and rather pointless. Norway left after Sweden, leaving only Iceland with Denmark. But Iceland eventually broke away from Denmark too. So now Denmark is forever alone. Sucks for them.

Person 1: Why do we have to learn about the Kalmar Union in History class?
Person 2: Because it was a very major and important part of Scandinavian history. It made those countries what they are today.

kalmar union by Ho Lee Crap September 26, 2013