by Kalleslayer123 August 23, 2022
Kalle, She's a wonderful loving girl. She can make your smile and laugh! Feeling down?, No worries meet my friend Kalle she can always cheer you up. Kalle always puts others before herself. She might make mistakes but that's ok at least she's learns from her mistakes. Shes the popular girl. Also she might be sweet and all but if you get on her nerves you'll be hearing from her best friend. Kalle is a great super model and a great girl. She can also make a great girl friend or friend or best friend. If you ever get a Kalle in your life you better cherish her. If you ever get a girlfriend named Kalle you better treat her right, because she's the best person you will ever know.
Person: omg did you see Kalle today?! She is so rude but so pretty. But she hit me!
Me: Bitch Kalle's is my fucking best friend. Also I know that she would never hurt anyone,Unless they get on her nerves. So if she did hit you then your probably deserved it.
BTW THIS WAS MADE FOR YOU KALLE! THIS WAS MADE BY ME LAYLA!
LOVE YOU BESTIE!♡
Me: Bitch Kalle's is my fucking best friend. Also I know that she would never hurt anyone,Unless they get on her nerves. So if she did hit you then your probably deserved it.
BTW THIS WAS MADE FOR YOU KALLE! THIS WAS MADE BY ME LAYLA!
LOVE YOU BESTIE!♡
by XxBoba_BearxX March 12, 2022
He is pretty awesome. He has your mom on a pizza...always. He is high as The sky and low like yo moma. Did I mention he's awesome?
by Jrpsve December 12, 2016
Kalle means “ a man With a big Penis 26 inches”
When someone see a man with a big peen they say: ohh you almost like Kalle!!!
When someone see a man with a big peen they say: ohh you almost like Kalle!!!
Kalle
by Yourmomakagandhi June 3, 2020
by KalleIsAPeasent69 March 16, 2020
A ex-con and a weed smoker who lives in Eksharad, located in the most northern part of Sweden where creatures like the polar bear and the penguin still roams free in their natural habitat.
Polar bears and pengiuns!!
by chris February 15, 2005