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Extremely rare beauty inside & out, a good listener very smart and funny too, she can cheer you up when your down.
Loves to be creative with her arts and crafts, has very good taste in music. (so you can trust her with the car radio)
She has a contagious smile that can't help but spread to others has many friends and enjoys being with them.
Reading is her favorite pastime, and she never ever misses the TV show how i met your mother.
She is wiser beyond her years and loyalty is one of her many attributes.

❤ loves Sushi and sleeping ❤
Although Kalle claims to have faults, people have yet to find them (我不知道) it has been said that Kalle’s are strangely attracted to Cuban guy’s name Adrian. If you are ever lucky enough to have a kalle in your life then you have found a rare treasure.
Kalle= (__!__)

"she's such a Kalle"

"She must be a Kalle"
"Wow, i can't believe i'm with Kalle"
"dude, did you just see that Kalle over there?"
by adrian&kalle September 16, 2013
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A ex-con and a weed smoker who lives in Eksharad, located in the most northern part of Sweden where creatures like the polar bear and the penguin still roams free in their natural habitat.
Polar bears and pengiuns!!
by chris February 14, 2005
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The most coolest person ever existed. If you are Kålle, you will be in complete harmony with cool, hot, nice. You are simply awesome, and that doesn't even make up for it.
Oh Kålle, that was as cool as you are.
by Åsken November 15, 2010
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An individual who usually lacks insight, motivation and I.Q.. Although they usually are docile london cigarettes, accumulating a very curious hatred towards them for their nature of helplessly being rusty trombones giving dutch bagels is almost second nature.

Coming out of the closet is one of the biggest feats most of them must achieve unless they wanna give slack-jawed blowjobs to everyone and lie about liking it for the rest of their lives. This usually ending in that, as well as a false sense of superiority.

They are hoped to be believed to be extinct. Thoughts of a strong sense of "in one ear and out the other" mentality are advisably often applied.
Guy 1: Oh god, *sigh* here comes a Kalle dude...

Guy 2: Aww fuck, just ignore it and it'll go away. Besides, if I have to hear it yap that broken record shit anymore I swear...

Guy 1: Get used to it man, it's never gonna change. It has waaay too many issues, like with that undeserved sense of accomplishment and that preschool Annie Oakley "Anything you can do, I can do better" bullshit.
by Unknown 247 February 08, 2009
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