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(verb)

1. To make something sound twangy and full of energy
2. To speak loudly of rape or another sensitive subject in public
3. To buy more than is needed, especially guitars.
Greg just totally Kalared his solo, as usual.

I hope Greg doesn't Kalar at the upcoming rape victim support group meeting.

Come quick, Greg's about to Kalar ANOTHER telecaster!
Kalar by Eddie Ziegler June 2, 2007
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cameron kalar 

A typical Asian teenager with an abnormally large shlong and always has side girls ready on the go, he enjoys shagging Instagram models and is very proud of his unstereotypical cock and if you give him the wrong look, your girls gone in flash
God that Cameron Kalar is a bloody funny geezer ain’t he
cameron kalar by Keelybish69 December 25, 2019
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When someone cheats on their romantic partner for someone they met online
Person 1: Hey, I met this girl on discord and we roleplay sometimes.
Person 2: Wtf, bro? Aren't you already dating someone?
Person 1: Yeah. Don't worry, it's not romantic roleplay or anything.
Person 2: Oh ok. I thought you pulled a Kaharii.
Kaharii by m2345m April 14, 2021

Kakarot drunk 

A level of inebriation so extreme that one loses all attachment to reality and begins to genuinely believe that he is Kakarot (Goku) from Dragonball Z. Similarly all friends present are believed to be other characters from the Dragonball Z universe.
Cop 1: what does the breathalyzer say about his blood alcohol level?
Cop 2: IT'S OVER 9,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cop 1: HE'S KAKAROT DRUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He fine,all the girls want him, he’s loyal,with a cute smile
Omg I wish kalabe was mines,cuz he so fine
Kalabe by Dimplefacee May 24, 2018

Rouxls Kaard 

Some gay tall dude who bathed In grape kool-aid then bleached his hair.
“Hey, how do you pronounce this?”
*Shows another dude Rouxls Kaard written on a paper.*
“The world may never know.”

Rouxls Kaard 

A very TALL monster that takes care of lancer deltarune also has a huge ego. (But its fine he's a loveable dumbass.)
He likes to call people {worms].
Girl 1: "ROUXLS KAARD IS MAKING FUCKING MAC AND CHEESE AND NOBODY CAN STOP HIM!"
Girl 2: "GOD DAMNIT!"
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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