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1. To make something sound twangy and full of energy
2. To speak loudly of rape or another sensitive subject in public
3. To buy more than is needed, especially guitars.
Greg just totally Kalared his solo, as usual.

I hope Greg doesn't Kalar at the upcoming rape victim support group meeting.

Come quick, Greg's about to Kalar ANOTHER telecaster!
by Eddie Ziegler May 16, 2007