Only the best movie of all times, like it’s about Naina, a girl living a dreary life, finds a new meaning to her life when she meets Aman. Even though she loves him, Aman claims to be a married man and convinces Rohit, her friend, to woo her. Only weirdos will cry at this though
person 1: OMG did you watch kal ho naa ho

person 2: yes it’s only the best film of all times
by Stacey Dover February 15, 2020
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is that man kal-el. cause he has a dirty chin
by StaticHEre September 29, 2019
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Narkotik kal is when you look at something and you just know yeah they have been narkotik kal for a while now. Narkotik kal can be claimed to be the second best compliment as it is just standard. Having a narkotik kal type of day is the equivalent to having a day in paradise, smoking a joint on a beautiful sunny day, just perfect and standard.
Wow thawn it is such a Narkotik Kal kind of day. Yeah sean it has been for a while now.
by hard bass July 29, 2022
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Kal Kat (pronoun) of The Kal Kat show on YouTube. Infamously unknown YouTube personality who makes occasional campy music videos or blog rants and is destined to be another well known net celeb, if the YouTube bots doesn't quit closing his channels. He has started over 3 times. Kat was most famous for a spoof of Star Trek and Justin Bieber last year. Name stands for Kalifornia Kat. Co-creator Marx Cards is never seen except in season opening highlights. Had posted several episodes under the show but moved them to two other channels under OLVSKATS and subscribers. Having to start over, he doesn't look as popular yet. His stuff is pretty funny most of the time but it's evident he has issues.
Tommy: "You ever see that insane Kal Kat of the Kal Kat show dance in that spoof he did?"
Dill: "Which one? He had three or four of those."
Tommy: "The Eminem spoof. I think he was high."
Dill: "Nah, I could tell he wasn't high. Just hyper.

Tommy: "He maybe thinks he's 16."

Dill: "Ha, maybe. But he's got to be like twice that. And he's like Rain Man."

Tommy: "Only way smarter and funnier."
by crinklykitt3232 June 19, 2011
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The mighty being who seems stable but is given the ability to turn anything in their environment to a dangerous weapon. Don't be fooled by their "innocence", the consequences may be fatal if triggered
"Kal-El: God of weapons descends from the Portuguese culture"
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1: damn have you seen kal they’re so hot
2: ikr i heard they’re super gay though
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A kal is a guy every other dude around him will be intimidated by and praise. With other words a kal is THE guy.

"kal" is a danish word and usually used in danish guy-groups where the kal would be the one who does the coolest things and is the most loved by women.

In many danish friendgroups the kal is selected by the other guys and can change if someone surpass his level of kal.
"OH dude Joakim just did the most KAL thing ever yesterday"
"oh yeah? what did he do?"
"He got laid in the theater and then smoked a blunt on the way out!"
"WOW! He is without doubt the most kal i know!"
"Yeah... He is indeed a kal"
by J5260 January 25, 2018
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