1. characterized by or proceeding from a stupid action.
2. something that comes back to bite one in the ass.
3. has the appearance of something cool, but ultimately turns out terribly for the initiator.
–noun
7. Informal. a kaboomerang.
Man#1: So, then I got so mad that lit my shirt on fire to prove he was wrong.
Man#2: And how did that work out for ya?
Man#1: ...had to go to the hospital.
Man#2: Well that sucks.
Man#1: Yeah, it was a total kaboomerang.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'