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2 definitions by Chiggety

 
1.
"The original military term wingman defined a pilot who supports another pilot in a dangerous flying environment. Today we honor that bravery by using the same term to describe a guy who misleads someone into sleeping with you."
Man #1: Excuse me, miss?
Hottie: Yes?
Man#1: Care to dance?
Hottie: Oh, I wish I could, but i'm here with my friend, Janice.
Man #2 (wingman): Hello, Janice. My, what a fetching third chin you have. May I buy us both several, several drinks?
by Chiggety May 02, 2010
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2.
ka·boo·mer·ang  Show Spelled kuh-boo-muh-rang

–adjective

1. characterized by or proceeding from a stupid action.

2. something that comes back to bite one in the ass.
3. has the appearance of something cool, but ultimately turns out terribly for the initiator.

–noun

7. Informal. a kaboomerang.
Man#1: So, then I got so mad that lit my shirt on fire to prove he was wrong.
Man#2: And how did that work out for ya?
Man#1: ...had to go to the hospital.
Man#2: Well that sucks.
Man#1: Yeah, it was a total kaboomerang.
by Chiggety May 02, 2010
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