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Keepin Up with the Koondashians 

It's a reality TV show that follows the Kardashian sisters as they sleep around with black men. Kim Koondarshian in particular is known to hook up with dirty looking and angry looking rappers and making sex tapes. The show is pretty worthless as is the entire family, but the Jewish producers at E love it because it makes money.
I had a car accident and I almost died. I had to be flown on a helicopter to the nearest hospital. There I met a handsome black man with 6 fingers who had a crazy aggressive attitude. I felt in love with him and we made a sex tape while an Indian girl with no legs crawled around the floor. I was Keepin Up with the Koondashians!
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koon chai 

A man who is very gentle and rich and makes you uwu at the sight of him
Ai Pete is such a koon chai.
koon chai by aeXpete March 4, 2019

Koonballistic 

Something really amazing or unbelievable.

A word used to describe some serious levels of awesome.
Did you just see that chick? ... Yeah she was f**ing Koonballistic!!

Daymmmmmmm did you take a pull of this crack?........ Yea dawg its some Koonballistic shit!
Persian.(noun) A person who is known to give anal sex.
this term is most often used towards males to imply homosexuality aswell.
A commonly used insult.
Dude you're so kooni.
Kooni by Jesuschristsex August 16, 2011

Koonesian 

noun; a person from any marginalized community, who will repeat the words, actions, and stereotypes of racist, white supremacists, and member of the white patriarchy. People of Color/People from maligned minorities who curry the praise of those who, historically, hate them. From the root word Koonesia.
"Candice Owens is like the damn Patron Saint of all KOONESIANS!"
"I get so damn sick of these KOONESIANS kissing up to white folks to get a pat on the damn head!"

dong koozie 

1. A vagina, anus, or mouth as used in intercourse.
2. (by extension) One whose orifice(s) are used for such purposes.
"I thought Rupert was mine first, not some multigenerational family dong koozie." -Family Guy Season 19 Episode 2, "The Talented Mr. Stewie"
dong koozie by zombiewizard45 November 15, 2021