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1.
KOAF is an acronym meaning: king of all fags
Dude, Joseph Oh is such a KOAF, look at him touching Harrison and Stephen inapproprately.
by joseph.HatER September 20, 2010
 
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King Of All Farts, an exceptionally long, noisy, and smelly fart, for example a fart from eating extremely garlicky food. Pronounced "KOH-aff".
Man, any more of that KOAF and I think this house will fall apart! What a stiiiiink!
by pentozali June 21, 2009