an individual who is extremely jacked and attends college. He majors in juicemanology, and minors in weight lifting, alcohol, and girls. He does pull-ups for days at a time without even needing water or food -- just protein. He has no respect for anyone or anything, and has probably dabbled with steroids.
Lame -- "Are you a bodybuilder?"
Juiceman -- "No I'm Juiceman. Respect It."
Lame -- "Well whats your name at least?"
Juiceman -- "My name is the Juiceman you idiot."
Juiceman -- "No I'm Juiceman. Respect It."
Lame -- "Well whats your name at least?"
Juiceman -- "My name is the Juiceman you idiot."
by The Real Juiceman September 21, 2010
person that is mexican and likes to hang out with people who respect him and give juice. someone adored by women. He has a daughter and a sexy family.
by pocket mexi May 9, 2009
That old guy from the infomercial that buts bananas, underwear, and shoes in the juicer, then drinks the damn thing like a fool.
by BigMac March 26, 2004
a juiceman is someone who can pull girls or get a lot of girls. it can be someone that girls want to so like for example if there is this one guy and like 20 girls want him he’s a juiceman
by juicemanpro December 28, 2018
1. See: whack
2. A rapper less intelligible than a toothless junkie on PCP. He may or may not be attempting to speak English, but there's really no way to tell. Known to associate with the slightly more intelligible, but equally whack members of Brick Squad, who probably keep him around because he makes them seem like well-trained linguists by comparison. It is unknown whether his speech impediments and short stature are a result of being a crack baby, recieving severe head injuries or simply due to the excessive quantity of narcotics he has consumed over the course of his life.
2. A rapper less intelligible than a toothless junkie on PCP. He may or may not be attempting to speak English, but there's really no way to tell. Known to associate with the slightly more intelligible, but equally whack members of Brick Squad, who probably keep him around because he makes them seem like well-trained linguists by comparison. It is unknown whether his speech impediments and short stature are a result of being a crack baby, recieving severe head injuries or simply due to the excessive quantity of narcotics he has consumed over the course of his life.
Some of the unintelligible noises that OJ da Juiceman commonly produces:
OJ da Jewman Cuh! (This is believed to be an attempt to pronounce his own name.)
Aye! (This is believed to be an expression of excitement which commonly occurs after consuming copious amounts of crack cocaine.)
I'm boomin I'm buggin I'm termin all the Baites! (The meaning of this phrase is still being debated. It may refer to severe head injuries that OJ suffered, resulting in his current ailments.)
OJ da Jewman Cuh! (This is believed to be an attempt to pronounce his own name.)
Aye! (This is believed to be an expression of excitement which commonly occurs after consuming copious amounts of crack cocaine.)
I'm boomin I'm buggin I'm termin all the Baites! (The meaning of this phrase is still being debated. It may refer to severe head injuries that OJ suffered, resulting in his current ailments.)
by ronhollis August 1, 2011
A very talented, young, black hip-hop artist. OJ, standing for Orange Juice, 'da Juiceman' has produced hit singles by the very sound of his voice. Expressions such as "ay" and "ok" have brought this young rapper to fame and to the rap industry's limelight.
Other expressions of his range from "I got dem stupid fo fo's sittin on dem fruity pebbles like swoop"
and
"i roll hard, no pulp in ma juice"
Other expressions of his range from "I got dem stupid fo fo's sittin on dem fruity pebbles like swoop"
and
"i roll hard, no pulp in ma juice"
OJ da Juiceman
by da j-man April 30, 2009
A closet retard, severe speach impediment.
Saying his songs are written is a compliment he takes very well, he has the ability to drop 2 bars and act like he thought of that shit for real, not only that... The fact he stutters so much allows him to make 2 bars last a few minutes.
Complete Trap artist.
It has been speculated that since it is so difficult to understand what he says, he could create a new language, not that any sane motherfucker would want to learn it.
This nigga makes 50 tyson look legit.
If you really need proof, just search youtube "Oj da juiceman XXL Freestyle" I warn you, you wont get your fucking time back.. Is it worth it?
Saying his songs are written is a compliment he takes very well, he has the ability to drop 2 bars and act like he thought of that shit for real, not only that... The fact he stutters so much allows him to make 2 bars last a few minutes.
Complete Trap artist.
It has been speculated that since it is so difficult to understand what he says, he could create a new language, not that any sane motherfucker would want to learn it.
This nigga makes 50 tyson look legit.
If you really need proof, just search youtube "Oj da juiceman XXL Freestyle" I warn you, you wont get your fucking time back.. Is it worth it?
--Oj da juiceman--
Gucci's Official Bitch
Dude 1: Oj da juiceman and Nickelback are the shit!
SAID NO ONE EVER!!
Gucci's Official Bitch
Dude 1: Oj da juiceman and Nickelback are the shit!
SAID NO ONE EVER!!
by HipHop - Rap January 15, 2013