Jovani is a nigga who pays people to say he got a big dick. Basically if your a Jovani your a fake bitch with a small dick who needs to write about himself saying how he got a big dick but in reality its the smallest you can have.
Girl 1 :Oh my god did you hear what jovani said his dick is 8in.
Girl 2: bitch please i tried getting with Jovani and when we got to bed it was a huge mistake. He lied about how big it was. But hey i thought size didn't matter so i tried it with him to see if it was good.
Girl 1 : wow how big was it really and was he good.
Girl 2: oh my god 1st it wasn't 8in more like 4in and 2nd he was so bad at it i had to fake a orgasm and girl he cummed so quick.
Girl 1: HAAA Do you regret it
Girl 2: of course.
Girl 2: bitch please i tried getting with Jovani and when we got to bed it was a huge mistake. He lied about how big it was. But hey i thought size didn't matter so i tried it with him to see if it was good.
Girl 1 : wow how big was it really and was he good.
Girl 2: oh my god 1st it wasn't 8in more like 4in and 2nd he was so bad at it i had to fake a orgasm and girl he cummed so quick.
Girl 1: HAAA Do you regret it
Girl 2: of course.
by ?!?!?!?!?!?!666 April 21, 2018
by Breadikins August 9, 2018
He is a guy who gets all the bitches.But the thing is that he is loyal and will do anything in his power to make his girl plzed.He has a huge dickand is good in bed and will love to smoke weed when he likes too,he has a cute smile, great attitude, and loves to make jokes,he might not be perfect but is so great to spend time with.
by Giowolfio January 7, 2019
A extremely sexy boy/man. Typically lighter skinned brown hair brown eyes. can be annoying at times but is fun loving, athletic(though he can be lazy at times), and loyal(he will stand by your side no matter what). He is usually happy but is smart (no matter how dumb he acts.) Rock Hard abs,decent muscles, tall, and SEXY(did i alredy mention that?). Any girl lucky enough to date this boy better not diss him in any way. He is the most amazing, handsome,smart,funny,athletic boy ever. You cant help falling in love with him.
Girl 1:"O..M..G Look at that sexy guy!"
Girl 2 :"OMG!! Girl 1 thats Jovany half the school is in love with that boy!"
Girl 1:"I hope he asks me out!"
Girl 2:"Yeah! Join the club!"
Girl 2 :"OMG!! Girl 1 thats Jovany half the school is in love with that boy!"
Girl 1:"I hope he asks me out!"
Girl 2:"Yeah! Join the club!"
by Classified School Gyrl January 13, 2013
A fat boy who get no girl and will never. Always the boy to finish your food like a vacuum. Small PP and will never get what he wants. Always cry’s for everything.
by Nothing ortiz June 24, 2023
by Jammi jammi January 30, 2019
He is one of the funniest man in the world,he also has a huge dick and also last long in relationships and will be honest at all time.
He might also be known as the sex god
He does work hard,but only when he feels like it.
He might also be known as the sex god
He does work hard,but only when he feels like it.
by Giowolfio January 7, 2019