1 definition by ?!?!?!?!?!?!666
Jovani is a nigga who pays people to say he got a big dick. Basically if your a Jovani your a fake bitch with a small dick who needs to write about himself saying how he got a big dick but in reality its the smallest you can have.
Girl 1 :Oh my god did you hear what jovani said his dick is 8in.
Girl 2: bitch please i tried getting with Jovani and when we got to bed it was a huge mistake. He lied about how big it was. But hey i thought size didn't matter so i tried it with him to see if it was good.
Girl 1 : wow how big was it really and was he good.
Girl 2: oh my god 1st it wasn't 8in more like 4in and 2nd he was so bad at it i had to fake a orgasm and girl he cummed so quick.
Girl 1: HAAA Do you regret it
Girl 2: of course.
Girl 2: bitch please i tried getting with Jovani and when we got to bed it was a huge mistake. He lied about how big it was. But hey i thought size didn't matter so i tried it with him to see if it was good.
Girl 1 : wow how big was it really and was he good.
Girl 2: oh my god 1st it wasn't 8in more like 4in and 2nd he was so bad at it i had to fake a orgasm and girl he cummed so quick.
Girl 1: HAAA Do you regret it
Girl 2: of course.
by ?!?!?!?!?!?!666 April 21, 2018