To go hill walking with platonic male friends all the while exchanging jokes about rimming, sodomy and friends who may or may not be serial murderers. Usually takes place on a Sunday afternoon.
Peter: "Hey John, the weather looks alright outside, fancy going jousting this afternoon."
John: "Yeah that sounds good. I have access to the Freestyler this afternoon so I'll pick you up around 1pm"
John: "Yeah that sounds good. I have access to the Freestyler this afternoon so I'll pick you up around 1pm"
by John McDonnell January 15, 2007
When you want to do anal with a girl but she needs to shit. So you need to joust her shit in order to go in. If you win, congrats. If she wins, she shits on your dick.
Hey Larry! Last night was humiliating man. Jousting is when I try to put it in her butt while she needs to shit, right? Well, I lost a joust to this girl I picked up at the bar. We wanted to do anal but she forgot to use the bathroom earlier and boy was it a fight. I think she had hemorrhoids!
by IMGXY478 November 30, 2021
The poking of an awning or other shelter from underneath with a pole or a shaft to drain water collected during rain
by Xerxes Billimoria December 23, 2010
(Jow-stead)- Jousting is another name for receiving head or "Beating that mouth up"; Can be done solo or with a friend to tag team on the girl(s). Created by: DJ Shawdi B of Knock Out Clique in Atlanta, Georgia.
Poncho: Wsup man? What you do today?
DJ Shawdi B: Man me an my homeboy went an Jousted on dis hoe today.
Poncho: Oh dats wsup...
DJ Shawdi B: Man me an my homeboy went an Jousted on dis hoe today.
Poncho: Oh dats wsup...
by DJ Shawdi B July 30, 2006
To overturn another in verbal sparring, particularly in front of a group.
Often said upon the occurrence of such an event.
Often said upon the occurrence of such an event.
Person 1: "Your penis is of insubstantiate length and/or size."
Person 2: "In accordance with the events transpired last night, your mother would disagree."
Person 1: "Joust."
Person 2: "In accordance with the events transpired last night, your mother would disagree."
Person 1: "Joust."
by Yossarian8 May 12, 2004
two punx with 9" lance cycling on tallbikes against each other. and than it happens, he he. The real jousting is against policemen on horses to free police horses
by louis October 26, 2004