Josiah is a punk rock boy who loves to laugh, and have fun. He is very funny at times. His jokes are corny, but people still temp to love him. He is very moody at times and just wants to be alone and not be bothered. Josiah is also emo. He has a kind of punk rockish style. To describe him. He wears all black and he has blackish brown hair. He loves studs and tattoos. Josiah tends to act like a good basketball player. L.O.L he’s not. He loves video games. He is very competitive and loves the sweet taste in victory.
by Tootieoopin September 8, 2018
A tall, sturdy computer nerd with an Amish beard. He has a big heart and is quite knowledgeable, as well. He has beautiful eyes that you can stare into at long length.
A cute dork.
A cute dork.
by CeceAnne February 4, 2010
Josiah is the best person you'll ever meet.He is a mix of intelligent,serious,and he makes you laugh till' you die.He gets all the girls and is very attractive.Josiah is always compatible with Virgos and he is always there,but he does not want any relationships.However, he is always the most popular in the room.
by The True Meanings February 8, 2021
Josiah is a name for a king who is a simp, he will argue with you till the end of the world escaping the fact that he is a simp.
by Vriends July 5, 2020
A midget guy who lies about his height to validate the fact that he's short and stumpy like an Oompa Loompa. An underdeveloped pubescent who thinks with his nasty dick before his brain. He will cum in 5 seconds and his kid's taste spicy. For someone whos an academic he really couldn't be more retarded on several levels.
by mydicksspicy August 27, 2020
Super Muscular, athletic, and has a very high IQ. He’s the best baller out there, but sadly he gets harassed by his gay ass friend named Christian Couch. This Christain kid is a complete retarded, clumsy, tall, person. Christian is very gay. He likes men even though he's a guy.
by The Goat23 April 28, 2019