1 definition by mydicksspicy
A midget guy who lies about his height to validate the fact that he's short and stumpy like an Oompa Loompa. An underdeveloped pubescent who thinks with his nasty dick before his brain. He will cum in 5 seconds and his kid's taste spicy. For someone whos an academic he really couldn't be more retarded on several levels.
by mydicksspicy August 27, 2020