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A misshapen scrotum; usually the result of obsessively trying to place your cock up your own ass.
“I really have to stop trying to butt-fuck myself all the time,” said A-Rod, “because I’m getting one heck of a Jorge Posada.”
by hebpro October 20, 2007
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a man who who goes both ways (switch hitter) but only catches when with another man.
That guy is a jorge posada.
by otto titslinger June 01, 2004
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A stupid Jew who has a monster nose and sucks at baseball.
Bob: Who is that Jew with the huge nose?
George: Thats Jorge Posada.
by Tbizzle February 28, 2005
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