A jordie is a attractive female with big tits.
Dude, that chick with big tits is definitely a jordie.
by Ucfjordan November 12, 2018
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I have not been friends with him for very long but what I’ve learned from my experience is. Jordy is HALARIOUS. Loves memes. Handsome. Loves soccer. He’s athletic. Cute if I didn’t already mention. And so fun to be around. He is definitely a ladies man. I mean I wouldn’t judge the girls who like him because he’s handsome and funny and sweet and so much more but I already mentioned it. Stay friends with him no matter what. Because well I don’t really know why and I’m waiting to see why I love being around him. But stay friends with him. Because he’s amazing. I’ve only known him for a few months and I can’t remember my life before I ever talked to him. I lost him, and I truly miss him a lot so when you find yourself a Jordy like this don't lose him.
Jordy I love and miss you.
by Peaches🥰 July 16, 2019
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The most ambitious, brave, caring, smart, funny and good hearted person I’ve ever met. He is a born fighter that wakes up everyday and chases his dreams trying to be his best version everyday. His dreams go further beyond a regular person’s dreams. He works for expanding the horizons of humanity and his creations have literally reached outer space. Lover of life, he enjoys feeling that rush of adrenaline when practicing extreme sports. A little reckless, extremely passionate and very, very romantic (sometimes a little pulpo), he falls into the stereotype of his homeland. Takes care of his family and his friends 24/7. He will never let you down and will offer his help before you have to ask. He adores and is respected at his job and he is just THE BEST at it. Have I mentioned he is the most caring person I’ve ever met? Heart of every party, making everyone cry from laughing. Loves efficiency and he is so perfectionist that he would make oat meal with perfectly sliced banana cuts and perfectly matching strawberry slices (of the same exact size). He has the most meaningful glanze I’ve ever seen. He can communicate a million words just with his eyes and also read how you’re feeling.

Definetly, you don’t just want to pass by his life. Stay close to him, and enjoy as much as you can of his company. Learn as much as you can from him. There’s no one like him.
To me, the most awesome person I’ve ever met.
Do you know Jordi? Everyone knows him. If you need to solve a problem quick and efficiently, just call Jordi.

Jordi is always late. He is even late to his own meetings!

That is so Jordi (as in bad ass)

Jordi, eres un pulpo...
by Little_Hake May 25, 2018
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Ashley: Wow it just got so dark
Jordy: its the shadow of my penis bitch
by itsyaboi_skinnypenis November 26, 2016
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Attractive guy with nice eyes. Talented and smart. Everybody needs a Jordy in their life, he is a good understandable person. He is also a very good loving boyfriend. If you are dating a Jordy then you’re lucky.
Girl: I wish I was dating a Jordy
Boy: why?
Girl: because he’s 100000 times better than you
by TheLoyalMan October 26, 2018
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The sweetest, funniest guy in the whole world. He loves bears and guns. He makes the best boyfriend, is super attractive and is great in the sack. He knows how to make anyone smile and will be there for you whenever you need him.
by Dickstache April 17, 2013
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A silly, somtimes rediculous guy who is Usualy very nice to everyone. Tends to know somthing about everything. He is fairly easily embarassed. he is also loving and

Honest and is very reliable.
Jordi is sooooo awesome.
by Lord Jordicus October 20, 2011
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