A bag used to hold the contents of an alcohol enema. It is used in conjunction with a joose nozzle. Alternatively, a Fleet enema can be used in place of the joose-bag.
The bag is filled with an alcoholic drink, most commonly the brand Joose, thus the term joosing.
The bag must be air-tight and (re)sealable, as during the joosing process, it is put under considerable pressure due to the forcing of the Joose into the rectum of the recipient.
The bag is filled with an alcoholic drink, most commonly the brand Joose, thus the term joosing.
The bag must be air-tight and (re)sealable, as during the joosing process, it is put under considerable pressure due to the forcing of the Joose into the rectum of the recipient.
Shit, Nismo! Whatchu buyin' them cheap-ass joose-bags fo? You know they only good for one joosin', and my butt needs more bubbly!
by Leeroy Jenkem February 24, 2009
A person that drinks the alcoholic beverage "joose" way to often, as in a daily beverage and has to have 2 or more a day. Is often referred to as a Joose head. Or just has drank to much "joose".
by Miss Bliss April 23, 2009
1. Dragon Joose is an alcoholic energy drink, similar in design and purpose to competing beverages such as Sparks and Tilt. It is growing in popularity due to its relatively high alcohol content (9.0-9.9%) compared with other beverages generally available at a convenience store, such as beer (typically 4-6%) and other alcoholic energy drinks (typically 7-8%).
According to its packaging, Joose contains caffeine, taurine, ginseng, and natural coloring. Joose is currently available in 23.5 oz orange, red, purple, green, or blue cans on a black background. In May 2008, Joose released Dragon Joose, the packaging of which shows a purple dragon and lettering against a black background.
On February 5, 2009, Joose released its latest flavor, Jungle Joose. The release was discreet, as the drink was not previously advertised on the official website. The can has a colorful display with multiple skulls on it. It has a 9.9% and has a fruity flavor.
2. An alcohol-energy drink that when consumed in large quantities creates a culture of hyperactive drunks.
3. A bouncer's worst nightmare.
According to its packaging, Joose contains caffeine, taurine, ginseng, and natural coloring. Joose is currently available in 23.5 oz orange, red, purple, green, or blue cans on a black background. In May 2008, Joose released Dragon Joose, the packaging of which shows a purple dragon and lettering against a black background.
On February 5, 2009, Joose released its latest flavor, Jungle Joose. The release was discreet, as the drink was not previously advertised on the official website. The can has a colorful display with multiple skulls on it. It has a 9.9% and has a fruity flavor.
2. An alcohol-energy drink that when consumed in large quantities creates a culture of hyperactive drunks.
3. A bouncer's worst nightmare.
Man, Billy was so hyper last night that he got kicked out of the bar! It must have been the Dragon Joose that he drank before going out.
by washingtondcjuiceexpert March 12, 2009
by tommigunn March 18, 2004
Made the same way as a Jager-Bomb but the Redbull is substituted with Joose and the Jagermeister is substituted with Day-Quil.
Jeff really wanted to go out with his friends but was feeling a cold coming. So instead of being a pussy he drank a JOOSE-Bomb and was the life of the party and never got sick ever again.
by JOOSE BOMB Originiator!! April 3, 2010
A concoction of salty sweat and other potent booty excretions which many crave with a lustful hunger.
Girl: I sure made a lot of booty joose during my twerkout earlier.
Mashi: (drooling and dripping precum) omg give me a sipple of that brown salty sauce byt the name of BOOTY JOOSE
Mashi: (drooling and dripping precum) omg give me a sipple of that brown salty sauce byt the name of BOOTY JOOSE
by TakoTulpa April 25, 2022
Often mistaken for originating in the bladder, piss is actually the result of unwanted joose and bad stuff coming out of your blood and fingers, it collects in the nutsack and then it can be squeezed out through the dong
by Reggiedownthestreet January 16, 2022