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12.
- If your a skateboarder and your named Kalan. Then most likely your nickname is Joo!

For others look up " Random Fag " and " Gooch! "
- Big Joo!
- Nice ollie Joo!
by Kalan Petty June 27, 2004
 
1.
Joo
Alternate spelling of Jew- Derived from Cartman on "South Park"
"Someone here is a J-O-O!"

Kyle is a Joo.
by pk November 09, 2004
 
2.
joo
Internet slang for the word "you." Most often used by 1337 computer freaks and/or white, male, black wanna-be's.
H3y, J00! Y0 m4mm4 w45 600d 1457 ni6h7, F00!
by SizzlinGyrl August 07, 2003
 
3.
Joo
Also used as "you", commonly mispronounced by Cubans.
"What joo talkin' 'bout, mang?"
by Lucifer May 08, 2004
 
4.
joo
A person of jewish origin
"Hey, joo."

"Look at that joo over there."
by notajoo May 27, 2004
 
5.
Eric Cartman's Spelling of jew
Cartman: Goddamnit, maybe we cant get to heaven cause he is here with us!
Stan: What?
Cartman: Cause one of us is a j-o-o, joo
Kyle: Shut the fuck up cartman!
by Tank February 19, 2003
 
6.
Joo
1: Alternative and often but not always offensive, way of spelling "Jew", in the religious or racial sense. It originated from South Park.

2: Way of spelling "You". It is used sometimes in 1337 (leet). It probably originated from some European languages, such as Dutch, having "J" be pronounced "Y".
1: "Maybe we're not getting to heaven because somebody here is a J-O-O" - South Park.

"Jon Stewart is a filthy joo" - antisemite.
"I didn't know he was jooish" - person.

2: "Joo w1ll g3t teh fl@g!!!" - gamer playing "capture the flag"
"Joo @r3 ST00P1D!!!1!!!one!!!" - gamer expressing his/her (who am i kidding, HIS) frustration with a fellow gamer whom he perceives as being incompetent or unintelligent.

"Ja" means "yes" in Dutch, and is pronounced "Ya".
 
7.
Joos is another word for semen. It usually results in accidentaly release.
David did you just joos on me?
by Hppjet April 06, 2010