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Jonism is the cult formed within a School of Eynsham, after a messenger from God, known as 'Jon' was seen entering the school descending from the clouds. Jonism now has over 25 followers and has become popular within the online community.
Jon: Hi
Random: hi amg luls u iz dat god from jonism innit?
Jon: Yes, now bend over.
by Chrisblack October 31, 2007

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