Joni's are commonly known as silent creatures. They lurk in the shadows and operate by their own standard and intuition. Joni's come across as friendly chill guys but there is a dark side to them. The more time you spend with one of these lizard like creatures the more you realize that they are all leeches. Joni's have a clear concept of adapting to social situations to maximize their shekel gaining potential. Joni's are infamous for getting everything handed to them and never paying for anything themselves. Joni's are also generally addicted to anime, porn and shit memes which they recycle for ages. These creatures are no men, they are lizards of Dreynor, goblins of the loot.

Other side effects of being a Joni might include, not understanding social cues, being unable to maintain a sleep schedule for longer than 24 hours, being bedridden and taking 40 minute shits on a daily basis, burning their forzen pizzas to crisp, ruining the mood, being generally autistic, driving to the kitchen with their hoverboard since their legs are unusually weak, having hobbit feet.
This some real Joni like behaviour
Joni is being retarded again
Joni is being himself again
Can you not be such a Joni right now?
Joni, stfu
by BIgMiddleman December 20, 2021
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a persons name that is said like johnny but is way cooler when it is spelt like jony.

just a really cool person
1.'hey jony pass me the tomato'

so he passed over the tomato and do you know why? Its coz hes cool

by Bobby ma bob bob December 14, 2007
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A Jonie is a very loyal person how cares deeply about her friends and family a Jonie is funny smart and has the looks to go with it ,but Jonie can’t dance …but dam she so fine that doesn’t matter “ a Jonie may have nice Tatts and peach
Have you see how happy Cameron has been lately …. Yeah he’s got himself a Jonie
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This person is very sociable, they care about their friends, keep people happy and are a person you can trust your life with.
Hey, do you know Jony?
Who doesn't?
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joni is hot and dangerous and likes to play lovegames
she is very flexible if you know what i mean
sexy girl she is
"i really want to see joni FLEX HER MUSCLES…….if you know what I'm sayin"
by dancer pants November 8, 2011
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A combination of the names Joe and Tony, used as a shortcut to refer to two people who are inextricably linked in the minds of their coworkers.
"Have you seen Jony yet today? I need them to do my work."
by yanksandphillieshater February 19, 2010
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One who loves cha-chi.
Jonie loves cha-chi! My name is ben stiller and I like it in the bum!
by AgentSythe March 18, 2005
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