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joness by i <3 toast more than yoo <3 April 25, 2006
Joshh Joness
Known for attracting crazy chicks, smoking loud and for being very loud in bed. Good with fixing things and making gay jokes.
Joshh Joness by Iseeyougettingtired September 8, 2016
jughead jones
jughead jones by Camtheswag May 24, 2017
Jughead Jones
A very attractive, and smart young man. His real name is Forsythe Pendleton Jones III. He is a very talented writer, and he's also quite cute. (Notice me senpai) He is dating Betty Cooper, and is also good friends with Veronica Lodge and Archie Andrews.
Jughead: It's called Necrophilia, Reggie. Can you spell it?
Reggie: Jughead Jones, I swear to god...
Reggie: Jughead Jones, I swear to god...
Jughead Jones by Jughead Jones - I define names October 27, 2018
Stoney Jones
Hitting a spectacular golf shot from a considerable distance away. A combination of knocking one "stone dead". And paying tribute to legendary golfer Bobby Jones.
When John hit that 3 iron in from 210 yards out for double eagle, we all yelled," Stoney Jones!". And drank a shot.
Stoney Jones by jdub31979 January 11, 2012
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026