Basically Walter White

A cold sociopath who would throw pizza onto rooftops and poison kids with ricin with no empathy
Hi Jonathan
Jonathan replies with silence, smiles awkwardly
by Hellobitches033 November 22, 2021
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The second sexiest male god alive and sexist. He loves Andrew Tate Cookies and likes to beat up women for money and views.
Jonathan is the sexiest male alive after Brendan.
by Jonathan the wife beater November 9, 2022
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Jonathan is a cool guy. He’s very sweet and so friendly and nice!! He’s the sweetest person ever and he’s extremely cute. He’d do anything for anyone of his friends because that’s how much he cares for them. He seems a bit harsh at first but he has a soft spot. He’s really special and he’s a bully type of guy, but that’s just proof he cares. He doesn’t know how to express his feelings, but he tries to, and he makes an impact off of it. Jonathan is a chill guy and if you ever have a boyfriend named Jonathan, you’re very lucky!!
Boy: Hey!! Her boyfriend is a Jonathan!!

Girl: wow she’s so lucky.
by crystal lol April 2, 2022
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A civil Asian man that is very well crafted with automobiles and talks about naruto constantly. He is.. a very hard worker at chick fila and he loves to eat rice in the mornings.
by Master Officer November 21, 2021
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A very cool guy. He's got cool vocals.
Me: BRO JONATHAN DAVIS IS SO COOL
Some little shit: who tf even is that guy stfu
by JonathanDavisIsVeryVERYcool January 31, 2023
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Complete douchebag, co-founder of the lame ass Seattle record label Sub Pop Records, no talent whatsoever.

And by the way, it was Jonathan Poneman and Bruce Pavitt in agreement with David Geffen (Records); on behalf of Courtney Love and the Seattle Police Department - to plan stage and whack (murdered) Kurt Cobain.

Why? You ask? For profit!
People still will never figure out that sneaky Jonathan Poneman and co. whacked Kurt Cobain. The truth may never come out, Nirvana fans! Sad sad sad.
by Krazee Rob July 3, 2019
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