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3.
verb. To exploit or pervert innocence, bringing about its destruction.
Don't jonbenet a perfectly good hamster by putting it up your ass.
by beverlyfreakinwhite May 02, 2009
 
1.
A beautiful little girl who was murdered on Christmas Day, 1996. The investigation was somewhat destroyed by tainted evidence, false allegations, and the insane media. It is still unknown who abused and murdered this innocent child.
The murder of Jonbenet Ramsey is just one of the many cases of child abuse which are never solved in this nation.
by anon. April 22, 2005
 
2.
noun - a child performer whose appearance and/or behavior possesses adult characteristics particularly of a sexual nature.

adj - possessing the appearance of having been inappropriately sexualized
noun - "Did you see her floor exercise - what a little Jon Benet!"

adj - "Makeup on children under ten is a bit too JonBenet for my taste."
by Sanjay Thakur September 26, 2005
 
4.
An act of autoerotic asphyxiation performed by two people. It basically involves getting choked in a basement until climax.
Steve: "Dude, know how Stephanie likes to be choked? Well last night, we went into her basement and she totally let me Jon Benet her!"
by TroyMcClure 13 July 05, 2011
 
5.
Slang term to describe a woman that shaves her pussy smooth. Referencing JonBenet Ramsey's age when she was murdered (prepubescent).
Hey baby, how you looking down there? Like JonBenet?

Aww, you look so young. Just like JonBenet.
by EL_Coyote April 06, 2010
 
6.
The act of strangleing someone with a garotte and then bashing their head in with a heavy flashlight.
Little Suzy pissed her pants again and now I'm going to have to teach her a lesson and pull a Jonbenet on her ass.
by MisBehavin October 28, 2011
 
7.
a beauty pageant queen who was brutally murdered on boxing day 1996 at 6 years old in her home in boulder colorado. this mystery was a cold case until a decade later john mark karr a former schoolteacher confessed to killing jonbenet and was arrested
john mark karr: i killed jonbenet ramsey

guy: beats the crap out of him

john: im getting yur daughter next assholle
by gfhfghtjt August 18, 2006