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Jolteon is a dog Pokemon. It's good against water and flying types. It's bad against ground, rock, grass, and dragon types. If Jolteon is angry, its hairs on its body turn to needles then shoot out for its enemy. Jolteon's speed is remarkable. Most electric types have the best speed ever.
To evolve eevee into this shocking Pokemon, you must train eevee then use a thunder stone to evolve it.
by Someone you may never meet October 12, 2003
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An epic pokemon.

A jolteon is the electric evolution of Eevee.
It resembles a fox or dog with spiky yellow fur.
The jolteon looked at the eevee and growled.
by HelloItsMello February 07, 2013
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A god of some sort. He is wicked cool dude and can also get ch luck all the time and pwn stuff like Pidgeot.
Jolteon > Jesus
Jolteon > Mohammed

All your religion icons are belong to Jolteon.
by baseballa1 August 09, 2004
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A female gym teacher at TTHS; so named because of her short, skinny figure, spiky blond/brown hair, and disturbing level of hyperactivity. Rumored to be a man, but there is no way to tell if this is true...
Jolteon drives a big SUV and a BMW convertible. Go, Jolteon!
by Shawn B. December 01, 2003
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