Will Johnson is the best man ever and is always charming loves Emily and will never let her go. He's a very good kisser and is also good in bed
by JJ05sup March 21, 2017
The Johnson is when a man wakes up in the middle of the night, usually trying to get some booty, and is rejected. When this happens, he proceeds to masturbate on his girl. Their is three different types of The Johnson.
1. The Johnson- Male masterbates on female then in good manor, cleans it up.
2. The Clean Johnson- Male masterbates on female in shower, water from the shower cleans her off.
3. The Dirty Johnson- Male is so pissed off because he is rejected that he masterbates on the female and leaves it there, for a surprise when she wakes up.
1. The Johnson- Male masterbates on female then in good manor, cleans it up.
2. The Clean Johnson- Male masterbates on female in shower, water from the shower cleans her off.
3. The Dirty Johnson- Male is so pissed off because he is rejected that he masterbates on the female and leaves it there, for a surprise when she wakes up.
by Topher Johnson February 14, 2008
"Look at my Johnson!"
by LHInotShaggy February 21, 2023
by Memphis Jay March 7, 2008
A sexual act in which a partner gives another a blow job, but before ejaculation he turns the partners head, finding himself ejaculating into said person ear. Proceeds to push them down, reach around remove two Q-tips from there asshole and throw them on said person face.
I was skull fucking her so hard, then stopped..... Then let her have the Johnson & Johnson... BooYaa!
by Rick Bowers May 15, 2008
by gh17 August 31, 2011
The type of guy to shit his pants and say he didn't shit his pants and when his friends find out he did he says just kidding.
by Flex1231231232131123 December 30, 2017