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Boris Johnson'd 

Adjective:
To fuck up so badly, causing mass confusion that will last for years to come.
Having no idea what you are doing, but saying it with a half confidence and a jokey way in the hope people believe you.
Ensuring blame is always pointed at everyone else except you. This is best achieved through passive racial slurs and praying on fear of immigration.

Not having any morals and being able to lie like an acrobat even when the inter is full of videos of you saying what you are denying.
No giving a fuck about anyone or anything but you own self image, and ensuring there is dodgy cash lining you pockets.
Examples:
'Gary you have really Boris Johnson'd that right up!'

Or
'Karen what the hell has happened?'
Karen - 'I've done a Boris Johnson'
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Gary Johnson'd 

When some no name who isn't involved steps in and fucks everything up similar to how Gary Johnson fucked Hillary in the election
This kid just walked up while I was fighting with Jamie and Gary Johnson'd me. Just totally took his side.
Gary Johnson'd by Mericuh1776 November 8, 2016

P.D Johnson 

A soundcloud meme rapper who raps about the gayness of traps, and weird sexual fantasies, such as statues made of foreskin. He is also very fucking stupid.
"Hey, check this soundcloud rapper, he raps about traps and hitler and a bunch of other shit. His name is P.D Johnson!
P.D Johnson by Jockstrap Cowboy December 10, 2017

Kelly D Johnson 

Biggest Justin Bieber fan, he loves her back! awesome,cool, talented, blonde haired, blue eyed, joke telling, gymnast, mini, mighty KELLY! tiny footed, short legged, awkward handed, amazing personalitied person! every girl wants to be a kelly!
....R.....A....N....D....O....M.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kelly D Johnson : "theres dionosaur pee on my finger!
Kelly D Johnson by biebercakes August 23, 2011

d'ettra johnson 

don't ft always on pause. resting bitch face . says she is "nice" but is the complete opposite. a freak and horny 24/7. super smart that it's annoying . scorpio ,pillow princess and very bottom energy.
why the fuck you acting like a d'ettra Johnson
d'ettra johnson by caca 247 March 14, 2020

the balls johnson dance 

when you walk around naked and your balls swing one way and your johnson swings the other way.
I was home alone the other night so I did the balls johnson dance.
the balls johnson dance by rayjay October 12, 2005

Johnson Dagger 

When you turn your back to the farther basket at three quarters quart, shoot the ball of the closer backboard, simultaneously catch and shoot the ball where it lands and have it go in at the other end and scream out, "Johnson Dagger!!!"
"Oh Man, did you see that guy Tony shoot the Johnson dagger?"