Johnny Weir

Johnny G. Weir, born July 2nd, 1984, is reigning US Men's figure skating champion, and is ranked 7th in the world. He is known for his "eccentric" style, and outspoken personality.

That Johnny Weir's a strange one, but he's still a really good skater.

Johnny Weir by Michael Domingues December 6, 2006

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Johnny Weir Cocktail

A drink made by macerating a Xanax into a blush spritzer. Must be imbibed while wearing nothing but a full length mink coat, a crown of roses, and hot pink nipple tassels.

"Bartender, give me a Johnny Weir cocktail. I have had the kind of day that an Old Fashioned cannot fix."

"You look like you could use a giant glass of Johnny Weir."

Johnny Weir Cocktail by Whitknee1 February 20, 2010

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JohnnySwirl

Inserting 2-4 fingers slowly into his hole and then gently swirling around until you find the spot where his eyes just roll back in his head.

After leaving the bar he had the Johnnyswirl done to him and no one could ever please his hole the same.

JohnnySwirl by J Poodle July 30, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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