@.I'm sick and tired of creepy horny chicks (and some men) that only write that hes hot... what about his acting ability, hello? He's easy on the eyes, but im not going to write about how i'd like to eternally fuck his brains out. And i'm sick of "fans" that have only seen pirates, and ergo, want to erternally fuck mr. sparrow's brains out, which have long since been fried by the caribbean sun. And please, stop puttine how hot he is before his ACTING.
Normal fan: yeah, but did you see him in Fear&Loathing?
Obsessive clueless "fan":(*long... long ..long pause*).............oh my gawd i like love johnny depp in POTC he's like super H-O-T-T!!!
Normal fan: now, were did i put my long sharp pointy knife, its around here somewhere....
Johnny Depp, Secret Window
Johnny is God.
All praise Johnny Depp.